Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Ode to the AIrfit

Airfit, the devil's tricycle, my friend, my enemy.
You make my lungs burn.
You make me want to puke.
Calories slowly tic by.
Time stands still.

Still I strap my feet in.
Still I push, push, punch punch.
I watch the calories climb up.
I count down until I can get off
And collapse on the floor.

I hate you.
I love you.
You make me stronger
You make me badass.
Fuck you, Airfit,
Until next time.

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